Huglakstik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful wombat.

Huglakstik created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huglakstik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Huglakstik, she will turn you into a tree.

Huglakstik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Huglakstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink tights.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never write about amino acids.