Miftigdub is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, resourceful
wolf.
Miftigdub created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Miftigdub, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Miftigdub, he will turn you into a dog.
Miftigdub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Miftigdub's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
3. Miftigdub must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never talk about rats.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.