Fumhittal is a god.

It takes the form of a large, proud hummingbird.

Fumhittal created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumhittal, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumhittal, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fumhittal's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fumhittal's Holy Commandments

1. Fumhittal must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always obey Fumhittal's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never talk about optics.