Naktinflow is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent grasshopper.

Naktinflow created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Naktinflow, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Naktinflow, it will manifest in front of you.

Naktinflow's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Naktinflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.