Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm snail.

Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. You must love Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripcadleg Bogtarpkon.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never look in ponds.