Cetyatmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody hummingbird.

Cetyatmot created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetyatmot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetyatmot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cetyatmot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cetyatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about bacteria.