Flowyartbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless armadillo.

Flowyartbell created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowyartbell, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flowyartbell, he will turn you into a rat.

Flowyartbell's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flowyartbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flowyartbell's name in vain.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your head.