Capbumnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak gnu.

Capbumnurl created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Capbumnurl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capbumnurl, he will turn you into a frog.

Capbumnurl's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Capbumnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.