Rownartteen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable snake.

Rownartteen created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Rownartteen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rownartteen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rownartteen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rownartteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not take Rownartteen's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sprint near snakes.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.