Babfidflap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, happy dragonfly.

Babfidflap created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfidflap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Babfidflap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Babfidflap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Babfidflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babfidflap.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.