Dabdidyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable hyena.

Dabdidyarp created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdidyarp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dabdidyarp, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dabdidyarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dabdidyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near squirrels while wearing indigo rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not take Dabdidyarp's name in vain.