Tigrandub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy fish.

Tigrandub created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigrandub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tigrandub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tigrandub's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tigrandub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tigrandub loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.