Motnabont is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind wasp.

Motnabont created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motnabont, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motnabont, he will turn you into a rock.

Motnabont's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Motnabont's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.