Zansisfidwat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering horse.

Zansisfidwat created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Zansisfidwat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zansisfidwat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zansisfidwat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zansisfidwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Zansisfidwat on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the east.