Panmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Panmin created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panmin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Panmin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Panmin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Panmin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Panmin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never feed bread to sharks while wearing violet shoes.

5. Always help sick whales.
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