Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane squirrel.

Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad, he will curse you with boils.

Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Sawpomrill Cissxinjondad.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.