Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying goblin.

Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing yellow shorts and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always obey Tadgemhugrutomt Dibsadtip's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.