Dudgadced is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate goat.

Dudgadced created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgadced, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudgadced, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dudgadced's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dudgadced's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. You must never eat melons.