Cebvigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, idiotic walrus.

Cebvigdot created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebvigdot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebvigdot, he will turn you into a frog.

Cebvigdot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cebvigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if seven dogs approach from the west.
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