Komfumxen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, calm guinea pig.

Komfumxen created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Komfumxen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Komfumxen, it will have a low opinion of you.

Komfumxen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Komfumxen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear pink shorts.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Komfumxen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Run away if seven snails approach from the west.