Kangunwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish fish.

Kangunwod created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kangunwod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kangunwod, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kangunwod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kangunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.