Queegbissnan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, slow seal.

Queegbissnan created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queegbissnan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegbissnan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Queegbissnan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Queegbissnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Put Queegbissnan first in all things.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Queegbissnan on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.