Pibnarlmot is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive
monkey.
Pibnarlmot created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pibnarlmot, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Pibnarlmot, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Pibnarlmot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Pibnarlmot's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.
5. Never wear trousers.