Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical hedgehog.

Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum, he will turn you into a snail.

Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Jankadhin Dodbastwan Armgum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.