Botdibdutfosswodgod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain salamander.

Botdibdutfosswodgod created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdibdutfosswodgod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botdibdutfosswodgod, he will send you a sign.

Botdibdutfosswodgod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Botdibdutfosswodgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Botdibdutfosswodgod.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.