Tanfossqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unfair narwhal.

Tanfossqueeg created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanfossqueeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanfossqueeg, she will ignore you.

Tanfossqueeg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tanfossqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.