Xinxenbess is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair
pigeon.
Xinxenbess created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Xinxenbess, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Xinxenbess, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Xinxenbess' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Xinxenbess' Holy Commandments1. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.
2. Always help sharks.
3. Never wear kilts.
4. Moths are not to be trusted.
5. Never chant near geese.