Yarpnatcim is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, ruthless
human.
Yarpnatcim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpnatcim, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yarpnatcim, it will turn you into a duck.
Yarpnatcim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Yarpnatcim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. You must pray to Yarpnatcim six times a day.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about planets.