Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent parrot.

Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm, it will strike you with lightening.

Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mipgilgubjop Monyarpman Xucfasarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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