Gednull is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, unthinking
cow.
Gednull created energy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gednull, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gednull, it will turn you into a frog.
Gednull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Gednull's Holy Commandments1. Never wear trousers.
2. Do not wear platinum on your body.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.
4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gednull on top of all buildings.
5. Always help sick badgers.