Gednull is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking cow.

Gednull created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gednull, it will turn you into a frog.

Gednull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gednull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gednull on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sick badgers.