Tanvon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody badger.

Tanvon created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanvon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tanvon, he will turn you into a rock.

Tanvon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanvon.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing white dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.