Tanvon is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody
badger.
Tanvon created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tanvon, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tanvon, he will turn you into a rock.
Tanvon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Tanvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt mites.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanvon.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing white dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your back.