Bugbab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain raccoon.

Bugbab created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bugbab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bugbab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bugbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to pigs while wearing red jumpers.