Genzagpit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering hyena.

Genzagpit created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genzagpit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Genzagpit, she will turn you into a snail.

Genzagpit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Genzagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Genzagpit.

3. Never feed limes to geese while wearing orange scarves.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hop in holy places.