Banniggam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless squid.

Banniggam created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banniggam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banniggam, she will torture you forever.

Banniggam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Banniggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Banniggam five times a day.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Banniggam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not hurt snakes.