Flatruttciss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud crow.

Flatruttciss created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Flatruttciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flatruttciss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flatruttciss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flatruttciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flatruttciss on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing brown shoes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.