Xinmabrip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair donkey.

Xinmabrip created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmabrip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinmabrip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Xinmabrip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Xinmabrip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Xinmabrip six times a day.

2. You must love Xinmabrip.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention great tits.
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