Zenfebquagbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful bee.

Zenfebquagbin created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfebquagbin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zenfebquagbin, it will turn you into a plant.

Zenfebquagbin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zenfebquagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.

2. Zenfebquagbin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.