Tiksogflaphin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent toad.

Tiksogflaphin created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiksogflaphin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiksogflaphin, he will make you grow a tail.

Tiksogflaphin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tiksogflaphin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to manatees while wearing gray shorts.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tiksogflaphin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.