Legsaklin is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable
wyvern.
Legsaklin created light two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Legsaklin, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Legsaklin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Legsaklin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Legsaklin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing white dresses.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Put Legsaklin first in all things.
5. Never wear blue stockings.