Sadjab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless dove.

Sadjab created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sadjab, he will remove you from existence.

Sadjab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.