Nankinteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent tapir.

Nankinteen created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nankinteen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nankinteen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nankinteen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nankinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nankinteen's priests.

2. You must love Nankinteen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nankinteen.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.