Arpmatstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-powerful eagle.

Arpmatstrag created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpmatstrag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arpmatstrag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Arpmatstrag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arpmatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never feed figs to tortoises while wearing black shirts.

3. Never feed lots of melons to birds while wearing green hats.

4. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

5. Do not stand on grass.