Wankembom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciless hare.

Wankembom created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wankembom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wankembom, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wankembom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wankembom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Wankembom.