Nartwegont is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful crab.

Nartwegont created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartwegont, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartwegont, it will manifest in front of you.

Nartwegont's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nartwegont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Nartwegont.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.