Fetgovpid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy cobra.

Fetgovpid created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetgovpid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fetgovpid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fetgovpid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fetgovpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetgovpid.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Fetgovpid loves tortoises, so they must be respected.