Tigzanjan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring dragonfly.

Tigzanjan created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigzanjan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigzanjan, he will be very unhappy.

Tigzanjan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tigzanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tigzanjan on top of all buildings.