Nullabrutwad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome wasp.

Nullabrutwad created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullabrutwad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nullabrutwad, it will make you grow a tail.

Nullabrutwad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nullabrutwad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nullabrutwad first in all things.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not commit murder.