Veenwadbud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking chinchilla.

Veenwadbud created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenwadbud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenwadbud, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veenwadbud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Veenwadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Run away if five voles approach from the east.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. You must love Veenwadbud.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.