Bisshitcen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, staggering sheep.

Bisshitcen created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshitcen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bisshitcen, it will come to you in dreams.

Bisshitcen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bisshitcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bisshitcen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.