Cepbegcet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful owl.

Cepbegcet created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cepbegcet, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cepbegcet, she will turn you into a tree.

Cepbegcet's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cepbegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your hands.